I usually pride myself on being versed in the ways of the melodic arts, especially the sweet 80’s hair band genre. We have all heard those sweet anthems “To Be With You – Mr. Big”, “Cherry Pie – Warrant”, “Round and Round – RATT”, “Whole Hearted – Extreme”, “Crackling Rosie – Neil Diamond”. One band [...]
Archive for category Workplace Humor
Where do they come from?
Feb 5
Sometimes I believe that companies scour the sewers of human depravity to fill their lower ranks. To keep myself from going on another interoffice safari I periodically walk the call center area of our fine establishment to clear my head. Today I noticed someone quite odd.
Now step back with me for a quick minute. When [...]
Work again was knawing at the back of my head, projects stacking up like that infernal Jenga game. The risk taker i am i pull the bottom outer block and close my eyes. My work day crashed uncontrollably, allegations flying, fingers pointing and excuses in more abundance that babies at a Rabbit convention in spring. [...]
Proper Introduction
Feb 5
Hello, my name is Shaun and i am 28.
You’re name is? ____(insert name here)____
Well __(inserted name)__, it is very nice to meet you.
Let me take you into my life a little.
I work day in and day out in a cage. No I’m not one of our illustrious city employed zoo keeper nor am I the [...]
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